Lyrics

Oh my god such a beautiful day I know it's gonna be Perfect time to find a way To catch some STDs Catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all Catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em catch 'em Catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all I gotta catch 'em all I got hepatitis A through motherfucking z I got so many ST motherfucking Ds Bugs are crawling through me I got spiders, beetles, bees I want AIDS but I only got HIV I'm a bug catcher All these STDs are gonna get captured Find a bug on Tinder and I'm gon' match her Hit it so hard now her pelvis shattered She gets flattered, bitch Catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'еm all Catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em catch 'еm Catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all Catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em Ima bump to this hit With the bumps on my dick You a dumb piece of shit If you don't hump on a bitch with no condom What's the fun in that? What's the fun in having sex if you can not get crabs? No problem with spreading 'round my seed I just wanna be the guy who catches every STD Throw my Pokeballs on that pussy Three shakes and I'm done And I just caught some herpes, warts, and chlamydia Fucked a Konstnar got spooky vaginosis Now my dick thornier than a bed of roses Fucked an iguana now I got salmonella Not exactly what I wanted but I guess I'll still count it Catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all Catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em catch 'em Catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all Catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all Gotta catch 'em all Hop on Craigslist looking for a gift giver She had gonorrhea so I really wanna hit her Now she's on the mic and its time to introduce her She's the baddest bitch with an overworking liver You didn't give a fuck well now you got scabies Nibble on those nuts, Wow you got rabies Didn't go to school now this is what I do I sell myself to some creepy fucking dudes Hey bitch who the fuck you calling creepy? You bitch now you got an STD Wait, fuck you're right that's true Yeah what the fuck wrong with you? I don't know, you wanna go get coffee? I feel like that date would go awfully Then what am I gonna do for the rest of this song? I don't know just end it