Lyrics

[Verse 1] If I die and go to hell real soon It would appear to me as this room And for eternity I'll lay in bed In my boxers half stoned With a pillow over my head I be chatting on the interweb Maggots feed upon the living dead I had no interest in the things she said On the phone Every day I'll burn the nilly in the end [Chorus] I called her on the phone and she touched herself She touched herself She touched herself I called her on the phone and she touched herself I laughed myself to sleep [Verse 2] At this rate I'll be heading for the electric chair I'm only human with my cross to bear When she described her underwear I forgot all the rules My rabbi taught me in the old school You're too young to be this empty girl And I'll prepare you for this sick dark world I know you will be my downfall But I call, I call, I call [Chorus] I called her on the phone and she touched herself She touched herself She touched herself I called her on the phone and she touched herself I laughed myself to sleep [Bridge] I don't know what I want (And she touched herself and she touched herself) (Ooh ay-ay, O-ooh ay-ay) I don't know what I want (And she touched herself and she touched herself) I called her on the phone and she touched herself She touched herself She touched herself I called her on the phone and she touched herself I laughed myself to sleep I called her on the phone and she touched herself I laughed myself to sleep [Chorus] I called her on the phone and she touched herself (And she touched herself and she touched herself) She touched herself (And she touched herself and she touched herself) She touched herself (And she touched herself and she touched herself) I called her on the phone and she touched herself (And she touched herself and she touched herself) She touched herself she touched herself (And she touched herself and she touched herself) I called her on the phone (And she touched herself and she touched herself) I called her on the phone (And she touched herself and she touched herself) I called her on the phone and she touched herself (And she touched herself and she touched herself) I laughed myself to sleep (I laughed myself to sleep)