Lyrics

[Verse 1] Wake up in the morning next to a total stranger (What up, baby?) We probably had sex, but I really can't remember (Oh, you didn't remember?) I never tell my friends that I slept with this douche Now I'm going home to shower and wash out my skanky booch I'm talking fat chunks on my belly My skin keep charge, she smelly No guys would touch us sober That's why we love to drink Tattoos hide my stretch marks I look better when it's dark I drink every single day 175 is what I weigh [Chorus] Throw-up stains on my dress And, blacking out, I'ma mess The music sucks in this club But I came to get sex Find a douche who looks good Or at least, so I think Cause it's so-o-o dark It's so-o-o dark Take rape every night I will not put up a fight You can fuck my limp fish Thanks for the free drinks Tattoos and stretchmarks Cover every part of me I'm almost 43 And I'm drunk and lonely [Verse 2] I'ma blonde alcoholic Looking for a free beer Not guys with any taste or class Cause you won't find those here The guys are lining up Because they're very, very desperate But I bounce from guy to guy And flirt because I'm not drunk enough yet All the hot girls already left Me and my girls there all just left So kiss me if you like the taste of throw up chunk stuck on face I just suck another man's dick I'm feeling kind of sick So take me home, let share infections Show me your Ed Hardy collection [Chorus] Throw-up stains on my dress And, blacking out, I'ma mess The music sucks in this club But I came to get sex Find a douche who looks good Or at least, so I think Cause it's so-o-o dark It's so-o-o dark Take rape every night I will not put up a fight You can fuck my limp fish Thanks for the free drinks Tattoos and stretchmarks Cover every part of me I'm almost 43 And I'm drunk and lonely [Bridge] I'm throwing up I lost my shoes I can't stand up So sexy I skinned my knees Lost my panties Blacked out and got fucked sexy I can't stand up I'm throwing up I lost my shoes Sexy I skinned my knees Lost my panties Blacked out and got fucked So sexy "The party don't start, until my 9th beer" [Chorus] Throw-up stains on my dress And, blacking out, I'ma mess The music sucks in this club But I came to get sex Find a douche who looks good Or at least, so I think Cause it's so-o-o dark It's so-o-o dark Take rape every night I will not put up a fight You can fuck my limp fish Thanks for the free drinks Tattoos and stretchmarks Cover every part of me I'm almost 43 And I'm drunk and lonely [Outro] Oh, you didn't remember?