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[Intro] There's a magic place far beyond the horizon It's way out of range of eighteen teen horizon You'll probably be on roam, it's very, very far from home It's lost of fun, you should come, you'll never ever be alone The name of this place is a super duper, duper big secret But I'm about to tell because I feel like it! It is called "The Land of the Mushroom Unicorn Sex" (Okay!) [Verse 1] Welcome to the "The Land of Mushroom Unicorn Sex" Now that you're here, you think it's weird You're probably like, "What's next?" (Okay!) Well the ground is mad of fruit roll-ups (Yeah) The sky is made of gumdrops (Gumdrops) All the chicks have big boob And all the dudes have big cock It's really, really sexy in the land of unicorn sex (Okay!) Nobody has to work but they cash big check (Yeah!) Come with me, let's have some fun where the horny horses roam "The Land of Mushroom Unicorn Sex" is where I call my home (Okay!) [Chorus] Mushroom Unicorn Mushroom Unicorn Mushroom Unicorn Sex Mushroom Unicorn Mushroom Unicorn Mushroom Unicorn Sex Mushroom Unicorn Sex Mushroom Unicorn Sex Mushroom Unicorn Sex It's so fucking awesome [Verse 2] Oh man, look a magical unicorn Walking through The Land of Mushroom Unicorn Sex He has a big bone on his nose And his giant horse cock is erect Now in the center of the land, of the magical unicorn sex There is a statue made entirely of sex It's kinda strange, I don't really know how scientifically it works But it's awesome and it's made of sex for sure Hump, hump fist pump, donkey ump, oh squirt In The Land of Unicorn Sex donkey fucking is our sport Hump, hump fist pump, donkey ump, squirt In The Land of Unicorn Sex donkey fucking is our sport Just kidding, man, destialityis really not a joke In The Land of Unicorn Sex we just say "No" Take a gumdrop of the tree Put it in your pipe and light it In The Land of Unicorn Sex there's lost of peer pressure, don't fight it [Bridge] Now do it, just do it, you should smoke gumdrops poo In The Land of Unicorn Sex that's what we do Once you smoke them, you can't stop You will have to sing "The Land of Unicorn Sex" national athem with me (Here we go) The Land of Unicorn Sex That is to which I pledge allegiance You should smoke a gumdrop and masturbate with a vibrating Unicorn horn From the horn of a unicorn that is a first born of Jesus [Outro] Or something, yes Or something Definitely something