BROKIE SELLS HER SOUL TO DJ UNFUCKWITABLE!

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[Skit: ISSBROKIE, Jay & DJ UNFUCKWITABLE] Jay, Jay, Jay-ay Oh god, come in Hey, buddy, heh-eugh, ooh Ew, BROKIE, you smell like shit, dude, come on My fuckin' tummy hurts, man Get up, I just hired someone to clean Oh, is that– is that s— Have you been drinking? What's wrong with you? Eugh, shut the fuck up, Jay, look at my Rick Owens Wow Look, look at them Yeah, those are definitely Rick Owens They are Is that where all your advance money is? Hey, buddy, Jay, look Aha, I got an idea for this album, uh Don't fuckin' touch me, dude, you stink, get off me Is it done? Do you have a name for it yet? Hell yeah, I got a name for it Okay, okay, I thought about it a lot What if wе called it "SWAGGOT!"? Ugh, BROKIE I've tried to bе the best manager I can be for you And as your manager, I don't think the name "SWAGGOT!" is the best move Especially after your last tape You know, the one that was all about how the LGBTQ plus community is oppressed by the one percent and stuff? I don't think your fans would be happy with– Jay, hey, okay, wait One percent is, like, fucking dope, uh, first of all And second of all, fuck my fans, they literally suck ass Ew man, come on, you're melting in my chairs Need I remind you of these Rick Owens? Head to toe, eh? I'm literally rich as fuck, and baller as dick And, besides, the tape's already out, man The tape is what? It's out, I– I sold it to this guy What's up, dick face? BROKIE, who the fuck is this? His name is DJ UNFUCKWITABLE He runs with this up-and-coming record label, and offered me a deal of one percent on the album, which I just couldn't refuse Oh my god, oh my god, BROKIE, you're a fucking idiot Whatever, man, I'm totally rich off that other album I can't believe I ever thought capitalism sucked I have so much power yet so little accountability to take, it's awesome Wow Yeah, I just wanted to let my nuts hang and give you a little update This guy owns all of my music now, so, yeah Toodles, Jay, love you So, uh, you wouldn't happen to have a calm little five I could borrow, would you? DJ UNFUCKWITABLE, get the fuck out of my office Yeah, yeah, yeah, ha-oh, okay, yeah, yeah, for sure man, you have a good one, you have a good one