Attack of the Name Game

Lyrics

[Chorus] Attack of the name game Attack of the name game [Verse 1] I was walkin' down the street keepin' time with my feet When I heard the strangest sound I saw a spaceship scene and a man in green And a crowd was gathered 'round Well, I stepped up close just to get a little dose Of his rhymin' kind of game Then he winked all three of eyes at me And he said, "Did you catch my name?" [Verse 2] It's Clack-it-Back, I gotta Clack Attack I gotta Clee Cly Cloe the Clack-a-Jack Turn the Tyde, you gotta move the Myde You gotta wham-bam funkify the Fyde with Clyde I said, "Hey, Clyde, you're sure outside Your rap is truly meaner Now try some more," he said For sure, come on, let's do Tina Tack it back, I gotta Tack Attack I gotta Tee Ty Toe the Tack-a-Jack Turn the Tina, gotta move the Mina Gotta wham-bam funkify the Fina-Tina [Interlude] Well, how 'bout Stevie? That's easy [Verse 3] Stack it back, I gotta Stack Attack I gotta Stee Sty Stoe the Stack-a-Jack Turn the Tevie, gotta move the Mevie Gotta wham-bam, funkify the Fevie-Stevie [Interlude] Ooh, but can you do Shirley? Why, surely [Verse 4] Shack it back, I gotta Shack Attack I gotta Shee Shy Shoe the Shack a jack Turn the Tirley, gotta move the Mirley Gotta wham-bam, funkify the Firley-Shirley [Chorus] Attack of the name game Attack of the name game [Verse 5] I couldn't believe what he was sayin' to me This dude sure came on hip (Hey, mama) His threads were fine and electric lime Was the color of his ship (Check it out) And the rhymin' sounds that cat threw down Were surely from above And I said, "Why'd you come here, Clyde?" And he said, "To spread some love" [Verse 6] I got Slack-it-Back, I gotta Lack Attack I gotta Lee Ly Loe the Lack-a-Jack Turn the Tove, you gotta move the Move You gotta wham-bam funkify the Fove with love [Interlude] Yeah, I got it, check this out [Verse 7] Stack it back, I gotta Stack Attack I gotta Stee Sty Stoe the Stack-a-Jack (That's a fact) Turn the Tacy, gotta move the Macy Gotta wham-bam funkify the Facy, oh, my name is Stacy [Interlude] Well, can you picture that? Right where it's at Now we got it, try and see If you can do some names with me How about Slick Rick? [Verse 8] Slack it back, I gotta Slack attack I gotta Slee Sly Sloe the Slack-a-Jack Turn the Tick Rick, gotta move the Mick Rick Gotta wham-bam funkify the Fick Rick, Slick Rick [Interlude] I said, who is this little dude? [Verse 9] Hey, big sis, give me a shot And I'ma gonna show you just what I got Jack is back, I gotta Jack Attack I gotta Jee Jy Joe the Jack-a-Jack (Get back) Turn the Terry, gotta move the Merry Gotta wham-bam funkify the ferry, Jerry [Chorus] Attack of the name game (You better lock up your daughter) Attack of the name game (I'll make her do what she hadn't oughta) [Verse 10] I said, "Y'all, I gotta go" But there's one more thing I want you to know Now everybody come and take a chance And all get down on this spaceman dance [Bridge] Shooby doo bop, shooby doo wop Shooby dooby dooby doo wop Shooby doo bop, shooby doo wop Shooby dooby dooby doo wop Dooby dooby dooby dooby doo wop Dooby dooby dooby doo wop You're lookin' good Now, now put your left foot down Now put your other left foot down Now put your right foot down Now put your good foot down And walk like this Well, get down, earthlings, get down Now put all three hands together and clap Good, a good God Check it out, hey Gotta split, baby Goodbye [Instrumental Outro]