It’s Me

Lyrics

[BETTY] I'm colorless and shy Inhibited and dull My entrance into any room is followed by a lull This droopiness in me Miraculously melts When I step on a stage and make believe I'm someone else Quite suddenly I'm mentally and physically equipped With most unusual qualities It says so in the script [JEANIE] Who is that delectable dame? Cool as cream and hotter than flame Who, who could it be? [BETTY] It's me, it's me, it's me [JEANIE] Who's that queenly gift to the boys? [BETTY] Always keen and lousy with poise [JEANIE] Who, who could it be? [BETTY] It's me, it's me, it's mе When the authors make mе say Words that make me wittier I feel just as smart as they And what's more, I'm prettier [JEANIE] Who's that girl who's getting the wows? Who's that babe who's taking the bows? [BETTY] In a daze, I wonder who is she? Imagine my surprise When once I realize It's nobody else but wonderful, beautiful me My picture hangs in Sardi's For all the world to see I sit beneath my picture there And no one looks at me Sometimes wear dark glasses Concealing who I am Then all at once, I'll take them off And no one gives a damn But when I start to play a part I play the part okay No longer am I no one When I'm someone in a play [JEANIE] Every man is flipping his lid Over that phenomenal kid Who, who could it be? [BETTY] It's me, it's me, it's me [JEANIE] Whose hot kiss from passionate lips Perpetrates a total eclipse? Who, who could it be? [BETTY] It's me, it's me, it's me Oh, what I can perpetrate By my osculation Just one little kiss and poof! There goes perpetration! [JEANIE] Who has learned the formula which Satisfies the seven-year itch? Who's that dazzling personality? [JEANIE & BETTY] Well, here's the big surprise Hot dog and damn my eyes It's nobody else but wonderful, beautiful me