Loonies

Lyrics

[Verse 1] There's always one who plants themselves at the bar Insists, though pissed, that they are the Neil Armstrong Then this OAP says "where can I get a piece of ass?" He tells me about his new wife But wants to take a walk on the wild side [Chorus] They're never careful I must be cautious Though I feel nautious Oh, but it's alright I'm in control [Verse 2] The most harmless of men and ever so regular With tipex in his magazines, paints over pictures of womеn [Chorus] They're nevеr careful I must be cautious Though I feel nautious Oh, but it's alright I'm in control [Verse 3] When all is said and done, each one to their own Mouths open wide, rudely feign surprise And oh what a bore, he's coming over to you What should I say, it's such a shame what should I do? [Chorus] They're never careful I must be cautious Though I feel nautious Oh, but it's alright I'm in control