Funny Games

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm gonna play some funny games today Like hammering some rusty nails into your brain I want you to feel a lot of pain I want you to scream out my name The brutal master of horror and sickness Slice you from your throat right to your clitoris Surgically dissect and remove your liver I'm a goddamn psycho killer Whether by knife or whether by gun Losing your life can sometimes be fun Behind my mask, I could be anyone A rich nerd that went to Harvard or Yale I could be a scumbag that grew up brawling in Hell A sicker, a sinner, a loser, a winner I could be a best friend, a notorious Motherfucking deranged sicko [Chorus] Let's play some funny games And if you lose, I'm gonna kill you, better pray you win [Verse 2] I'm cruising the beat [?] cocked [?] ammo target, killing hoes, I'm blowtorching your toes They just run when they see the black van I'm an urban legend, yes, I'm a very bad man Street trash know I'm the Snuff Grim Reaper Let's count how many victims I killed 300 or maybe more decomposing bodies Left in the bushes dumped off the road Blooded intestines exposed, strangled with pantyhose I'm Jesus Christ on drugs I'll bite off your nose, I'll bite off your lips I'll cut off your ears and I'll break all your ribs You wanna die quick but I won't let it happen I'll keep you half alive with an IV drip Four electric clamps attached to your nipples and clit 10,000 volts of liquified internal organs and skin [Chorus] Let's play some funny games And if you lose, I'm gonna kill you, better pray you win [Verse 3] Bitch, you're tied to a chair, pull back your hair Blindfolded, you gag, frozen in fear You're a slave I keep tied in my basement for weeks A piece of meat, I torture from your head to your feet Rub salt on the wounds to cause you more pain Sadistic, insane, but pleasure, deranged I'm drilling a hole in the front of your brain You're a real life zombie, my slave A human living dog to punish and play with Every time you speak, I'll pull out one of your teeth Keep them in the box on top of my dresser You my secret twisted obsession "Here's Johny!" I'm gonna go on a murder spree, kill everybody Whichever way you decide doesn't matter I'm gonna smash in your face with a heavy duty mallet [Chorus] Let's play some funny games And if you lose, I'm gonna kill you, better pray you win Let's play some funny games And if you lose, I'm gonna kill you, better pray you win