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Welcome A man who thinks with his own mind Glad you could join us The tofu was not as firm as I'm used to, and the quinoa was tragically overcooked It's hard to wear your heart on your sleeve when you're rocking a tank top and compassion is completely shook Tried to outrun the memories I'm competing with so I did about 90 on the highway I'm usually open to suggestions, but unfortunately my tolerance is closed Sunday to Friday Cleaning out my closet, found old M&Ms and Hershey Kisses Faded tour shirts and poems about the sun Prepared a performance for our dinner date and actually rehearsed for this one so I hoped that you would come I've never been the type to fondle legacies, but what you're leaving's too beautiful to resist And I've come to introduce a new theory that can only be described as Achems Razor with a twist To fall sound asleep only count eighth notes, and tune guitars to the pitch of your dreams Keep a bulletproof self-esteem and make sure it's not buried in a ditch with your screams My GPS says I'm 3 miles away, barring any traffic or overflowing moats Now this path has been under construction for weeks due to the aftermath of candid Facebook posts Graduated Suma Cum Laude 'cause my auxiliary jetpack charges on a mini USB And I told my army of clones that the world would function a little better if there was a few less of me I look in the mirror and see the reflection of the back of my head can't help but to tap myself on the shoulder And tell him that they'll love you 'til they can't use you for anything else, that's just one of the lessons I learned as I got older Imitation of life in black and white is actually one of my favorite cinematic works And for some reason, when I'm stressed, I walk like an Egyptian, I guess it's just one of my enigmatic quirks Now in the blink of any eye, it was gone, held an eyelash on the fingertip and said, "Make a wish" Logic loses its luster when it's overused, but if sprinkled with chaos it's a captivating dish Welcome A man who thinks with his own mind A dangerous man