Lyrics

Look, here comes the jerk! See the guy with the fakey smile Talkin' to my girl in a friendly style He thinks he's quite the flirt She'd suck a rat's dick before she'd fuck him His brain is full of dirt That's why the guy's a jerk His balls are gonna burst That's why the guy's a jerk Oh man, you're killin' me! Hey man, you're killin' me! He hangs out by the ladies room His pick-up line is like the voice of doom "Hey baby, do ya wanna go out with me? And by the way, I make a lotta money" His method just don't work That's why the guy's a jerk By the office, Johnny lurks That's why the guy's a jerk Jerk Jerk Jerk Jerk Jerk Jerk Jerk Jerk Jerk Jerk Jerk Oh man, you're killin' me! Hey man, you're killin' me! Look here comes the jerk Look here comes the jerk Look here comes the jerk Look here comes the jerk His brain is full of dirt That's why the guy's a jerk His balls are gonna burst That's why the guy's a jerk Oh man, you're killin' me! Hey man, you're killin' me!