Lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm bored I'm the chairman of the bored I'm a lengthy monologue I'm livin' like a dog I'm bored [Chorus] I bore myself to sleep at night I bore myself in broad daylight 'Cause I'm bored Just another slimy bore [Verse 2] I'm free to bore my well-bought friends And spend my cash until the end 'Cause I'm bored I'm bored I'm the chairman of the bored [Refrain] I'm sick I'm sick of all my kicks I'm sick of all the stiffs I'm sick of all the dips I'm bored [Chorus] I bore myself to sleep at night I bore myself in broad daylight 'Cause I'm bored I'm bored Just another dirty bore [Bridge] Alright, doll-face Come on and bore me [Instrumental Break] [Refrain] I'm sick I'm sick of all my kicks I'm sick of all the stiffs I'm sick of all the dips I'm sick [Chorus] I'm sick when I go to sleep at night I'm still sick in the broad daylight 'Cause I'm bored I'm bored I'm the chairman of the bored