Lyrics

[Verse 1] How many optimists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, their butler changes the lightbulb [Refrain] Always poor Never bored [Verse 2] The S.L.C. want Timmy's student loan back He'd happily oblige but he's used it all on gak [Refrain] Always poor Never bored [Verse 3] One miscarriage, two abortions One degree, seven jobs Sally danced her socks off as Jesus sobbed [Refrain] Always poor Never bored [Bridge] I could've danced with another 'Cause she passed out on your stairs [Refrain] Always poor Never bored [Chorus] Swing batter, batter, batter Swing batter, batter, batter Swing batter, batter, batter Swing Compensate with humour Or if really bored, then sing [Refrain] Always poor Never bored [Chorus] Swing batter, batter, batter Swing batter, batter, batter Swing batter, batter, batter Swing Compensate with humour Or if really bored, then sing [Refrain] Always poor Never bored [Outro] Hey, yeah Dance till the sun goes round Yeah Dance till the sun goes round Yeah Dance till the sun goes round Yeah Dance till the sun goes round Yeah Dance till the sun goes round Yeah Dance till the sun goes round Yeah Dance till the sun goes round Yeah Dance till the sun goes round Yeah Dance till the sun goes round Yeah Dance till the sun goes round Yeah Dance till the sun goes round Yeah Dance till the sun goes round Yeah Dance till the sun goes round Yeah Dance till the sun goes round Yeah Dance till the sun goes round