Lyrics

[Intro] This song is dedicated to Steve Lamacq, and Steve Lamacq only [Verse 1] Well done Why don't you get a job? Even Tarquin has a job Mary Berry's got a job So why don't you get a job? Why don't you win a medal? Even Tarquin wins a medal Mary Berry got a medal So why don't you win a medal? Well done [Chorus] I'd rather cut my nose off To spite my face (Woo) I'd rather cut my nose off To spite my face [Verse 2] Why don't you get a degree? Even Tarquin has a degree Mary Berry got a degree So why don't you get a degree? Well done Why don't you like reggae? Even Tarquin likеs reggae Mary Berry lovе di reggae So why don't you like reggae? Well done Why don't you like football? Even Tarquin likes football Trevor Nelson loves football So why don't you like football? Well done [Chorus] I'd rather cut my nose off To spite my face (Woo) I'd rather cut my nose off To spite my face [Bridge] Oi "Don't go to bed," they said "It'll be fun," they said [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] Cut my nose off To spite my face (Woo) I'd rather cut my nose off To spite my face [Outro] And, uh, merci