Lyrics

[Verse 1] I'm the duke of nothing I'm the sultan of sans The-the king of diddly I'm the shell of a man I'm the emperor of zip The leader of nought-t-t-t-t-t I'm the God of zilch A vacuum of thought-t-t-t-t-t Yeah [Chorus] Here lies Here lies [Verse 2] The jack of fuck all The master of none The champion of nada A neglectable sum I'm yesterday's news Tomorrow's chip paper I'm in between jobs And I will be later-ter-ter Yeah [Chorus] Here lies Here lies [Verse 3] A drop in the ocean A shadow in the night A wheel with no motion A dog with no bite The deputy manager's assistant Assistant, assistant, assistant, assistant Assistant, assistant, assistant, assistant Don't like, don't listen Yeah [Chorus] Here lies Here lies Here lies Here lies