Merry Axe-Mas

Lyrics

[Intro: Spoken Word] "If you meet Santa Clause tonight, boy You better run for your life" [Verse 1: Spencer Charnas, Justin "JD" DeBlieck, Both] 'Twas the night before Christmas At just five years old My parents were butchered In the blistering cold He seemed jolly at first In his suit stained with red He let out a laugh But then left us for dead [Pre-Chorus: Spencer Charnas, Justin "JD" DeBlieck, Both] That scene So vicious Taught me the meaning of Christmas Punish the wicked And don't ask for Santa's forgiveness [Chorus: Spencer Charnas, Spencer Charnas & Justin "JD" DeBlieck] You will believe in me Slaughtered under the tree And I won't leave a witness So much for a "Merry Christmas" Now Santa's claws are out The sinners scream and shout I made sure the noose was yuletide tight So much for a silent night A silent night! [Verse 2: Justin "JD" DeBlieck, Spencer Charnas, Both] 'Twas just three years later Now orphaned and bruised When the hands of the holy inflicted abuse Tied down and lashed Singled out from the pack Took my season's beatings Now it's time to give back [Pre-Chorus: Spencer Charnas, Justin "JD" DeBlieck, Both] That scene So vicious Taught me the meaning of Christmas Punish the wicked And don't ask for Santa's forgiveness [Chorus: Spencer Charnas, Spencer Charnas & Justin "JD" DeBlieck] You will believe in me Slaughtered under the tree And I won't leave a witness So much for a "Merry Christmas" Now Santa's claws are out The sinners scream and shout I made sure the noose was yuletide tight So much for a silent night A silent night! [Sound Bit: Sample, Spencer Charnas] So now I'm slashing through the snow And the hearse is on its way With the mistletoe tags Thank God it's Christmas day! [Guitar Solo] [Breakdown: Spencer Charnas, Justin "JD" DeBlieck, Both] I'm making my list You're a slave to your vice So we're gonna find out Who's naughty or nice It's time to wreck the halls Let nothing you dismay Santa's taking out the trash It's fucking garbage day! [Bridge: Both] Taking out the trash Garbage day is today Taking out the trash Garbage day is today [Chorus: Spencer Charnas, Spencer Charnas & Justin "JD" DeBlieck] You will believe in me Slaughtered under the tree And I won't leave a witness So much for a "Merry Christmas" Now Santa's claws are out The sinners scream and shout I made sure the noose was yuletide tight So much for a silent night A silent night! [Outro: Justin "JD" DeBlieck, Spencer Charnas] Fa-la-la-la-la Feliz navi-dead!