Beauty Is in the Eyes of the Beerholder

Lyrics

[Intro] Don't piss down my back Then tell me that it's raining [Verse 1] You just had to walk in Before I kicked the table beneath my feet If I can't have any friends I thought, "Why not hang from the ceiling?" [Chorus] Just because I ordered Doesn't mean I can't look at the menu Not that there's any other fish in this sea I'd rather have on my platter than you Just because I fucking ordered Doesn't mean I can't look at the menu Not that there's any other fish in this sea [Verse 2] Don't drink and park Accidents in cars cause population Fuck "more the merrier," there's only one person I need to feel this sensation If you need directions You can take the road that's down my sleeve This time I'm taking you with me But the cuffs are on you, so good luck trying to leave One day, I hope I can cross your ocean Without feeling the puncture of your teeth Believe me, I'd rather drown myself Than knowing you have the power to pull me beneath [Bridge] There's so much oxygen that I forgot to breathe You're only making things worse You're only making things worse (I find myself running backwards every time) There's so much oxygen that I forgot to breathe You're only making things worse You're only making things worse (I find myself running backwards every time) [Breakdown] (Boo!) Fuck that, I changed my fucking mind Jesus loves you, so I won't have to (Boo!) Fuck that, I changed my fucking mind Jesus loves you, so I won't have to I hope you sleep softly with this pillow Pressed against your face I hope you sleep softly with this pillow Pressed against your face