Jesus the Biff Ninja

Lyrics

[Intro: Pastor Jim Colerick] That's 'cause Jesus Christ is my nigga [Hook: Connor Edwards] I just stabbed your cat, yuh Fuck it, we came back, yuh God told us do that, yuh Yuh, yuh, esskeetit, yuh I just stabbed your cat, yuh Fuck it, we came back, yuh God told us do that, yuh Yuh, yuh, esskeetit, yuh [Verse 1: Connor Edwards] My roly-polies are going Over my scoliosis Oh shit, oh, it's Your bitch, bloated I hope you may have noticed this I've noted that you're over it Truth is: you suck dick Your dad's gay, you know it You farted, that's a potent shit Kim Jong-un exploded it Bomb test, blow it Your dad, blow him Punch your dog while throating it Women cannot vote on it Rehab; quote it Fuck off, Bing it [Hook: Connor Edwards] I just stabbed your cat, yuh Fuck it, we came back, yuh God told us do that, yuh Yuh, yuh, esskeetit, yuh I just stabbed your cat, yuh Fuck it, we came back, yuh God told us do that, yuh Yuh, yuh, esskeetit, yuh [Verse 2: Connor Edwards] Bend him over, break his back And fuck him like he Caillou Your bitch; a jew My bitch; waifu Bopping up like Lacey, I'm Touching up the Brand New My penis grew Your mum go, "Moo" I fell over, I tore my Lymphatic tissue Toilet issue Daddy uwu I'm really fucking stressed, can you Go make me a hot brew? Milk? No, thank you Sugars? Add two [Hook: Connor Edwards] I just stabbed your cat, yuh Fuck it, we came back, yuh God told us do that, yuh Yuh, yuh, esskeetit, yuh I just stabbed your cat, yuh Fuck it, we came back, yuh God told us do that, yuh Yuh, yuh, esskeetit, yuh [Verse 3: Connor Edwards] Your mum's a Spanish traitor And your dad imports bacon Veggie? Bacon Vegan? Bacon Chasing women down the street While I beat my bacon Women? Bacon Penis? Bacon Shooting up a grocery store Making dough and bacon Abuse? Bacon Stolen bacon I like my young pussy like I like my burnt bacon EE? Bacon Kevin Bacon [Hook: Connor Edwards] I just stabbed your cat, yuh Fuck it, we came back, yuh God told us do that, yuh Yuh, yuh, esskeetit, yuh I just stabbed your cat, yuh Fuck it, we came back, yuh God told us do that, yuh Yuh, yuh, esskeetit, yuh [Outro: Connor Edwards & Anthony Redclift] [?] Esskeetit