You Tried to Fuck a Turkey (So I Fucked Your Cat to Death)

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[Intro] Yeehaw! [Verse 1] You were feeling racist saying, "Black guys aren't the best" You tried to fuck a turkey so I fucked your cat to death And you ran out of the Tesco 'cause you stole all of the bread You tried to fuck a turkey so I fucked your cat to death [Chorus] You tried to fuck a turkey so, you tried to fuck a turkey so You tried to fuck a turkey so I fucked your cat to death [Verse 2] Hitting up the dealers 'cause you ran out of your meth You tried to fuck a turkey so I fucked your cat to death See, you were a member of a liberal s'ibboleth You tried to fuck a turkey so I fucked your cat to death [Chorus] You tried to fuck a turkey so, you tried to fuck a turkey so You tried to fuck a turkey so I fucked your cat to death [Verse 3] Keep giving me shit 'cause I'm hard into Macbeth You tried to fuck a turkey so I fucked your cat to death We talk shit 'bout racism, come close to our last breath You tried to fuck a turkey so I fucked your cat to death [Chorus] You tried to fuck a turkey so, you tried to fuck a turkey so You tried to fuck a turkey so I fucked your cat to death [Outro] Pepsi bottle; a Coca-Cola glass I don't give a damn