if you make me wait for the pussy and it's wack, i'm stealing something out of your house

Lyrics

[Intro: Channing Tatum & ROBLOX] OOF! My name is Jeff My name is Jeff My name is Jeff [Hook: Channing Tatum & ROBLOX] (OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff (OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff (OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff (OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff [Verse 1: Connor Edwards] When I rock up in the club, you know I'll wash my feet, though Whip out my dick for all the girls to see, bro When I see a turkey, I will beat my meat, yo It's De-spa-ci-to First Morgan Kinsey, then it was Distracted Then Amber Downs, now, it's all these wack kids Got mad ad-libs and I spit sick classics But my soul is cracking when their name just adds "Lil" See, my life is easy, see, my life is simple Kick back in my seat and I sip a little Vimto Fired my producer and then I made him limp home Rapping hard and spitting bars to "Despacito" Step down, motherfucker, this ain't the goal Step out of my circle, I'm on guard and patrol I'm good at golf like I'm in your mum's hole Got better bars than Blackpool parole From afar, it's like I make dough But there's stuff about us you don't even know None of our lyrics are authentic, though We wrote the second "Despacito" [Hook: Channing Tatum & ROBLOX] (OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff (OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff (OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff (OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff [Verse 2: Connor Edwards] I spit faster than everyone else I spit so fast that it's not good for my health I spit real hard but I'm talking 'bout saliva But when it's spit, I'm on your mum's vagina I got two records and not anything else My family left me when I was only twelve My daddy stayed, my daddy's a pariah He said it's a game but I know he's a liar See, I make references every line You didn't pipe down the first damn time I'm breaking it down like I'm an enzyme And I rob shops 'cause I love crime I drink shandy but I don't love wine I'd show you ID, but I just lost mine It's almost come home, but it's only half time Look at this body from a Haitian war crime Loops, samples, like I'm in handcuffs People got trampled in the Hillsborough disaster Lighting a candle, this is my mantra When this is over, don't come for me after Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang Bars more solid that the big man, 2 Chainz I'm taking donations, have you got a few change? Listen to this fucking track again [Hook: Channing Tatum & ROBLOX] (OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff (OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff (OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff (OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff [Verse 3: Connor Edwards] Walk out of the house and I bump into a cripple Gangs up with his buddies and they became a triple With Silentó, they fight me with a Whipple Whip up the shirts and whip out the nipple I rap so loud 'cause inside it's quiet I go home and my family's violent My daddy hits me, so I stay silent He leaves me crying with bruises in my eyelids [Hook: Channing Tatum & ROBLOX] (OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff (OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff (OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff (OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff [Verse 4: damienfarron] Yo, I love Logan Paul, I'm a Maverick (Skrrt skrrt) Connor Edwards is a faggot (Connor Edwards beats women) Might just catch a domestic case 'Cause my fists beat women like Thanos If your pussy wack Then I'm stealing something out your house I'm just tryna nut Off a girl who don't got no clout (Gimme my clout) You say your name is Jeff Well, I sell children meth (I'm going to kill myself) Might just kill your son Fuck your daughter, suck your wife's breasts She say she like Lil Peep Well, she can peep this huge dick Send her it on Snapchat You best believe she didn't ask for it Aidan Li's a Jeff Doofenshmirtz-and-Squidward-hybrid I made two women have abortions [Hook: Channing Tatum & ROBLOX] (OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff (OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff (OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff (OOF!) Jeff, Jeff, Je-Je-Jeff