Family Problems

Lyrics

[Intro] Man Man Man Yeah [Verse 1] I beat kids like my schizophrenic dad does He comes in and he hits me with his tampon Period is over, man, didn't know he had one Even for a woman, man, that dick is quite a long un' [Hook] Hey, man, my family's got problems Hey, man, my family's got problems Hey, man, my family's got problems Hey, man, my family's got problems [Interlude] Yeah [Verse 2] My mum beats me like she hitting on a crack-pot Could only get out of here if Dobby gets a sock But I lick the pussy with a sword, call me Puss-a-lot I headbutt bitches in the face 'cause I got a strong nut [Hook] Hey, man, my family's got problems Hey, man, my family's got problems Hey, man, my family's got problems Hey, man, my family's got problems [Interlude] Yeah [Verse 3] My sister's mental, so could you please hang on? If she is a number then she's gonna hang one She is gonna stab me, man, because I got a slag wrong That's okay, the knife she's got's a bad one [Hook] Hey, man, my family's got problems Hey, man, my family's got problems Hey, man, my family's got problems Hey, man, my family's got problems [Interlude] Yeah [Verse 4] I miss my brother because, boy, has he got autism I even knew it from the moment that I saw him He might have down's syndrome, we don't even know All I can tell you is he looks like a saucepan [Hook] Hey, man, my family's got problems Hey, man, my family's got problems Hey, man, my family's got problems Hey, man, my family's got problems