Curly Fries

Lyrics

[Verse] Oh, oh, oh yes, can you read me? I would like to eat that pussy like I'm gonna eat meat Make a pussy-lasagne, can you please speak? Calling me a pescatarian? I'll make a fish queef I'm the best of the best, I like to cook a lot Fuck your sister and your mum in the same bed, so what You gonna do? I'm making home noodles I'd love a takeaway so much I'd love to fuck a poodle, dawg Man, I'm in my element, I opt to fucking pan-on Screw noodles or dumplings, I'm gonna cook something pink It's a thing, oh shit, I missed the link Whiskey's for pussies, I need a real drink Let me speed it up, double time Gonna make a rhyme about making curly fries Your ass is mine before I pound it from behind Fuck home movies, I'm gonna light a doobie Puff a Philly blunt before I'm wrapping up a loosie Sprinkle in some crystal meth because I like the blue shit Go ahead and crack a light because I'd like to brew this Call me "LazyTown" because my cooking skill's the best My epic recipe resides in Stephanie's breasts Slurping up some pussy all for that flavour, I'd Like to taste some pussy because pussy is my favourite Fuck dicks, 'cause that's what pussy does See, I'm not gay, a gay wouldn't suck a pussy off I keep talking 'bout pussy, see, I'm not trying to hide something I wouldn't lie to someone who wouldn't even try the thing Open up a MacBook, I'm tryna to get a recipe See, I don't know how to cook when I don't have the expertise I try to distance myself from my own family I grab a cookbook for making me a mac' and cheese Amputees anger me, why don't you have any knees? I guess it isn't fair to judge someone off their looks Well, oh well, I'll have to get a cookbook So I can find the main purpose of the look I'm really trying to find that fuck (Oh) It's what I get for making a track with many rhymes Once I've done this track I'd like to put it aside See, I've got to finish it like I end my life With a wet bowl of shitty curly fries