Cum and Bass Father

Lyrics

[Verse] Beat my dick but I'll beat yours harder Nut in your child and nut in your father It's really cold, it makes my nips harder Strangled your bitch with an iPhone charger Angel's gay but The Devil wears Prada My girlfriend asked me to fuck her harder Then swallowed my baby-gravy as a starter I play easy 'cause hard is harder When this song ends, I'll be a martyr Try to write lyrics but this shit gets harder Bitch, I'm Darth Vader up in this shit Blowing up more Rebel ships than in Pearl Harbour I Played a Show at The Star and Garter I took music 'cause I suck at drama We are taller than Trading Arms, yeah Choose new rhymes 'cause I'm sick of harder Calling up Snoop as he tells me, "Fo' shizzle" Bend him over backwards and I'm fucking Iggle Piggle My dick ain't straight, it's got a little wiggle I used to the masturbate to The Wiggles I can't draw, I only do scribbles She touched my dick 'til I tell her, "It tickles!" A group of ****** is called a ****** Where's the toilet? I'm about to trickle His name's not Michael, it's Mickle I get to work on a bicycle Some of these lines need extra syllables I get kicks out of punching cripples I've got no money, can you give me a nickel? I fucked a cactus, it gave me a prickle It's really cold, can you see my nipples? No? Can you see my testicles? [Interlude] Wait, isn't anyone taller than Trading Arms? [Outro] Ouu Trading Arms are small Like really really small Like super fucking small (Laughs)