City Girls Buy Vibrators, Country Girls Make Do

Lyrics

[Intro] Big-truck driver, Trump-supporter Got me a rifle, gonna shoot me a n– (Yeehaw!) [Verse 1] Fuck my cousin, fuck my sister, fuck my mama, fuck my dad When I think about it realistically, it wasn't all that bad [Chorus] Country roads, take me home 'Cause I want to fuck my family and shoot some fucking ****** (Yeehaw!) [Verse 2] I want to beat some *******, kill some ******* on my lawn 'Cause I'm sick of beating my dick to this non-incestuous porn [Chorus] Country roads, take me home 'Cause I want to fuck my family and shoot some fucking ****** (Yeehaw!) [Verse 3] I want to drive my tractor and hear some Nickelback I want to degrade women and kill a fucking cat [Chorus] Country roads, take me home 'Cause I want to fuck my family and shoot some fucking ****** (Yeehaw!) [Verse 4] I'm a fucking redneck and I only eat canned food Go back to where you came from, I can't understand you [Chorus] Country roads, take me home 'Cause I want to fuck my family and shoot some fucking ****** (Yeehaw!) [Verse 5] I believe in Jesus Christ, He only speaks the truth Some girl-scouts sold me cookies so I tried to fuck them too [Chorus] Country roads, take me home 'Cause I want to fuck my family and shoot some fucking ****** (Yeehaw!) [Verse 6] I will only shoot at ******, it's the kindest way to treat them I fucked my pregnant wife 'cause I'm really into threesomes