14 and Pregnant

Lyrics

[Intro: Connor Edwards] This next track is rated PG for "Pop-punk Garbage" and "Probably Gay" [Chorus: Connor Edwards] I tripped over, I'm on morphine Touch my dick, I'm only fourteen I tripped over, I'm on morphine Touch my dick, I'm only fourteen [Verse: Connor Edwards] I touched dicks with my scout leader He showed me how to masturbate I touched dicks with my pastor He showed me how to pass the plate I touched dicks with my Rastas' They showed me how to pasta bake I touched dicks with an actor He showed me how to pass the blame I touched dicks with the castor He showed me how to pass the bait I touched dicks with your mom It showed me she was gay (No, you) [Bridge: Connor Edwards] I hate my life, you can suck my bell-end I hate my life and you can't comprehend I hate my life, I don't have any friends I hate my life and I want it to end [Interlude: Danny DeVito] You whore [Chorus: Connor Edwards] I tripped over, I'm on morphine Touch my dick, I'm only fourteen I tripped over, I'm on morphine Touch my dick, I'm only fourteen