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In the great Finger Lakes, in the Great White North A candidate for city council run forth When Joey's elected, the world is perfected He doesn't snort coke and he doesn't shoot dope If Joey's elected and bee's are infected He'll take just one a day to sweep them away Down on the Commons where the cops are the rule He clucks and he struts and he acts like a fool When Joey's elected, the world is perfected He doesn't snort coke and he doesn't shoot dope If Joey's elected and bee's are infected He'll take just one a day to sweep them away He just can't sit still, he paces and plods He measures the world with his earth shaking bobs When Joey's elected, the world is perfected He doesn't snort coke and he doesn't shoot dope If Joey's elected and bee's are infected He'll take just one a day to sweep them away [Spoken:] Um..why didn't you tell me about this...this Candidate Joey who's running in the new election? All I hear is the guy struts around like a chicken bobbing up and down ya know wearing a shirt That says I'm on PCP. I think it's because he has ADD How could you say that? Well it's the future. We all have ADD. Welcome to Joey's Future WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THAT KID? When Joey's elected, the world is perfected He doesn't snort coke and he doesn't shoot dope If Joey's elected and bee's are infected He'll take just one a day to sweep them away When Joey's elected, the world is perfected He doesn't snort coke and he doesn't shoot dope If Joey's elected and bee's are infected He'll take just one a day to sweep them away