Lyrics

Please don't be afraid at the sound of my voice I know it must be shocking to hear me in your head My friend and I we used to work at the hospital for children And we would like to help you oh, we want to help you oh To show you that we can be trusted to help No doubt you think you've gone mad (you have not gone mad) Review these three pieces of new information You could not have known before (you'll see we're sincere) Please take our advice as soon as you can There is something very wrong and you need treatment now Go to this address and ask for a scan, your brain is inflamed And the people there can help you, they have skills to help you We're sorry that you've heard the worrying news They've found a malignant mass (try not to be scared) We've heard that you've been recommended for surgery - and we agree (we warned you because we cared) We're so pleased that we could be able to help you… goodbye