Lyrics

Since you ask me for a tale of such horror 'twill curdle your very blood Since you ask me for a fantastic mystery that will befuddle your mind Since you ask me for rip-roaring adventures both to excite and amaze Since you ask me for surprises you can not explain Climb aboard - this is the scariest ride you've ever had Climb aboard - you might not survive or you might just go mad Climb aboard - we'll take you to places you don't want to go Climb aboard - it's not really an option, you can not say no (you can't say no) Each stop will take you around and about to another mysterious place Each stop will take you to a fresh new mystery that surely will startle your face Just sign right here so we can be sure you can't claim that you haven't been warned I can see it's already too late as you're climbing on board Climb aboard - there's horrors galore they'll make you terrified Climb aboard - don't bring your children, do not bring your bride Climb aboard - we'll take to places you don't want to go Climb aboard - try as you might you just can not say no