Out on a Limerick (Helena Landless)

Album cover art for "Out on a Limerick (Helena Landless)" by Jana Schneider

Jana Schneider - Pop, Broadway

Out on a Limerick (Helena Landless)

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Duration: 1:54

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Lyrics

[HELENA] Thank God for that — the sheep has been sheared! I don't know how men live through heat with a beard! Gladly, I shed this tent of a coat My explanation, I now emote! My motive in taking this role Of a wigged and white-whiskered soul Was to ably disguise My most feminine size While I'd take an inquiring stroll For strangers who'll chat with a chap And reveal this and that in a snap Are remarkably leery Of women who query Too much, it's a great handicap So this disguise saw me through it Playing the part of a man! Really, there's nothing much to it— Most any animal can! Climbing out on a limerick, out on a limerick Out on a limerick air! I found a theatrical kit And as Datchery, I did my bit So to clear Neville's name (I confess, to my shame Twas for vengeance as well, I admit) I followed John Jasper high-low Found the dens he descends to below And when Puffer came here Twas immediately clear My suspicion was quite apropos! So I crept in the lodgings of Jasper Dressed in that wig, what a sight! There I found Rosa Bud's clasp, her Mother's she gave Drood that night! Jasper took it from Ned After hurling him dead From the Weir riverbed, I suppose Helena Datchery knows! And the proof is quite clear Let us bring Jasper here To be tried and then tied up and strung! And from this limerick, let him be hung!

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Writers
  • Rupert Holmes