Top o’ the Morning to Ya

Lyrics

[Intro] ("She won't come, just when you want it") [Verse 1: Everlast] Ya see, I'm Irish, but I'm not a leprechaun You wanna fight, then step up and we'll get it on You'll get a right to the grill, I'm white and I ill A descendant of Dublin with titanic skill I ducked and I swing, next thing, your jaw's broken Punk, I ain't jokin', you can bet you'll be chokin' On a fist full of nuttin, meanwhile I'll be puffin' On a fat blunt, what punk? You don't know the half Tryin' to talk shit, man, please don't make me laugh These Irish eyes are smilin', I'm buckwildin' The House of Pain is pumpin', start jumpin' Freak it, funk it, back seat trunk it If you can't get wit it, you'll wind up sweatin' it Then you'll get a beaten just like an egg It's so hard to run when ya got a broken leg But we can have a run off, the House of Pain'll come off We got the cake that you're tryin' to get a crumb off The Irish stylie, the Celtic jazz No one has it, just us, that's it If you try to take it, I got a big shillelagh I don't have dreads, 'cause I shave my head daily You call me a skinhead, I call you a pinhead Yo, where you been man? Just like the Tin Man You got no heart, here comes the good part I pick 'em, buck 'em, cut 'em up, and buck 'em down No fuckin' around [Pre-Chorus: Everlast] Homeboy, ya get clowned like Krusty Trust me, you shouldn't play And by the way [Chorus: Everlast & "Cheech and Chong" scratches] Top o' the mornin' to ya ("What's the hassle, man?") Top o' the mornin' to ya ("What's the hassle, man?") Top o' the mornin' to ya ("What's the hassle, man?") Top o' the mornin' to ya ("Hey, are you giving us a hassle, man?") [Verse 2: Everlast] Greetings, salutations Peace to the Nations of Zulu and Islam Crack a bottle, rev the throttle Put the gear in, now you're steerin' Like Mario Andretti, so let me kick it 'Cause I can make a wicked noise like a cricket Rubbin' his legs, my rhymes are like eggs Allow I keep layin' 'em, I keep sayin' 'em This is the House of Pain, we're far from plain But we're not fancy, Ron and Nancy So "Just Say No", but I say go Straight to hell, I kiss and tell [Pre-Chorus: Everlast] So if you're a ho, all my friends know What ya gotta say? Let's hit the hay And have no delay, and yo, by the way [Chorus: Everlast & "Cheech and Chong" scratches] Top o' the mornin' to ya ("What's the hassle, man?") Top o' the mornin' to ya ("What's the hassle, man?") Top o' the mornin' to ya ("What's the hassle, man?") Top o' the mornin' to ya ("Hey, are you giving us a hassle, man?") [Interlude] [Verse 3: Everlast & Danny Boy] "Extra Extra!" read all about it How could you doubt it? Now scream and shout it The House of Pain, soon will reign Over the Hip-Hop scene in white, gold, and green I rip shit and backflip like a Jedi I roll with the groove and I'm smooth, and you can bet I Come correct and get respect when I'm flowin' Collectin' my dough, I got your girlfriend hoin' And how do I know that she's sprung? I know she's sprung, 'cause yo, the D's hung Like a Shetland pony, gettin' paid like Sony [Pre-Chorus: Danny Boy & Everlast] So never ever try to play me out like a phony 'Cause I can get real Thick like a bowl of Malt-O-Meal And by the way [Chorus: Everlast & "Cheech and Chong" scratches] Top o' the mornin' to ya ("What's the hassle, man?") Top o' the mornin' to ya ("What's the hassle, man?") Top o' the mornin' to ya ("What's the hassle, man?") Top o' the mornin' to ya ("Hey, are you giving us a hassle, man?")