My Cousin’s New Keyboard (Skit)

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Hello? Hi. Hello? I was watching Star Trek, you dig, and they had this fine ass monster on there and my dick got hard and I thought about you Hello? Who the fuck is this? I'ma give you a hint. Since third grade up to seventh grade up to tenth grade my dick got hard Your dick got hard? What the f- what the hell is that fucking noise in the background? That's my cousin [?] What the hell is he playing? Is that some kind of trumpet or some shit? Nah, his daddy Big [?] got him a keyboard Okay 'cause that shit sound nasty as hell. Tell him to stop He just finished watching Drumline. Don't worry 'bout that. He tryna- Where the hell you supposed to be knowing me from and shit? How'd you get this number? I know you from your cousins, I mean, your friends and them you with. I think that's your friends and them. The two chicks that got married You talking about Tonya and Kim? Yeah, I was on hard ass Kim's side. The black chick's And you supposedly got my number? Yeah, I got your number. But guess what What? You know when Kim kissed Tonya? Yeah My dick got hard Eww. You know what? I know who exactly this is. With your nasty ass Mannie Fresh. Motherfucker don't call here with that bullshit no more. That nasty shit