Prank Call To Cobalt Cafe

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[Phone Ringing] [Cobalt Cafe] Hello [Dan Estrin] Yeah, wassup, uh, nigga I was uh plannin' on uh playin with my rap band uh somewhere And we heard about the Cobalt Cafe Thought it'd be a tit out place to play, and so, I was thinkin What's up with that? [Cobalt Cafe] Uh [?], uh wait hang on a second [Dan Estrin] Alright [Cobalt Cafe] (Somebody's calling about uh, booking about a rap band) (Somebody's calling here about booking a rap band) [?] (Tell them to call back at the end of the day) Yeah, why don't you call back, uh, tomorrow at like six? [Dan Estrin] Yeah, well 'bout 'bout six o'clock We'll be practicing and shit, ya know, like I was just wantin' to know, you know If like, rap bands 'n stuff were allowed in that place 'n stuff Cause we really, like ya know, rap the house off 'n stuff Ya know, we call like, ya know, we light fires 'n stuff, 'n stuff like that Ya know, and throw records at people's heads 'n shit, you know We call, yeah, people like us, we got a catchy name We call "Show Me Your Titz" 'n stuff like dat, you know like They really into our music 'n stuff People dance around the place naked with their (laughter) hello? I don't see what's so funny about our rap music, homeboy Homeboy, whats you laughin at? [Cobalt Cafe] That's funny [Dan Estrin] You, you would shit in your pants if you seen us play We rap the house off, muthafucker like We seriously break some fuckin' shit nigga We kick some ass home-boy [Cobalt Cafe] Really? [Dan Estrin] We badasses, bitch. We called "Show Me Your Titz" [Cobalt Cafe] Hmmm. Interesting [Dan Estrin] Yeah, we- [Cobalt Cafe] Well yeah, you should- [Dan Estrin] Dave, we talked to Dave Called back and talk to Dave Cause this's Tito in the house, wassup dude, wassup? [Cobalt Cafe] Hang on a second Hello? [Dan Estrin] Yeah wassup dude, this Dave? [Cobalt Cafe] No [Dan Estrin] Dave, wassup? [Cobalt Cafe] No, Dave's not in [Dan Estrin] Oh hey, who dis? [Cobalt Cafe] What? [Dan Estrin] Who dis? [Cobalt Cafe] This is Ryan [Dan Estrin] Ryan? [Cobalt Cafe] Ryan [Dan Estrin] Wassup dude? This is Tito in da house, whaddup. Yo wassup dude, I want to get my, my rap band in there "Show Me Your Titz" [Cobalt Cafe] Yeah, you gotta call back tomorrow dude [Dan Estrin] 'Bout what time? [Cobalt Cafe] 6 o'clock [Dan Estrin] Aww man, "Show Me Your Titz" is performing tomorrow night [Cobalt Cafe] What's that? [Dan Estrin] We're performing, my band, "Show Me Your Titz" That's what we called y'know- [Cobalt Cafe] Show me the tits? [Dan Estrin] Yeah, "Show Me Your Titz." [Cobalt Cafe] Show me your tits (Laughing) [Dan Estrin] Yeah [Cobalt Cafe] Wonderful [Dan Estrin] We badass muthafuckers We break some records over people's heads 'n stuff on a turntable And slap it on our asses and juicy fruits, ya know We come, we crazy people man, wassup dude We bring it down from the south side to the prizzo It's crazy like that homeboy, you see how it is in the hood growin' up Muthafucka. You know how it is, right? [Cobalt Cafe] Yeah [Dan Estrin] We all good like that [Cobalt Cafe] Yeah, I know [Dan Estrin] We also talk about Jesus and stuff like that, we all good, homeboy [Cobalt Cafe] (Laughing) Look bud, you gotta call back, I'm really busy right now [Dan Estrin] Alright man I'll talk to Dave or Chris or whoever the fuck that muthafucka is tomorrow Tell him that um, "Show Me Your Titz" will be in there, soon as possible [Cobalt Cafe] Okay [Dan Estrin] Ah, tit out [Cobalt Cafe] Alright [Phone Hangs Up]