Mystery Caller

Lyrics

[Phone Beeps] [Receiver] Hello? [Dan Estrin] Yeah, hi there, um Who's this? [Receiver] Who are you calling sir? [Dan Estrin] I'm calling the um, strip club [Receiver] There's no club here [Dan Estrin] Aw man, they got you listed in the phone book [Receiver] [?] [Dan Estrin] Oh man, are you naked? [Verse 1] Careless are the ones Who answer any phones And striking conversations with anyone who is on the other end That's where we come in If only that and then We complicate your breathing by deceiving You can't please my bros from anyone off the street So what makes you think that you're gonna ever catch me? And my voice rings through your head Just remember what I said What you're hearing is a specialty [Verse 2] Once a moment you I'm hungry for some food Coming in with fifteen watermelons and some salad dressing too At least that's what you think When I continue to speak And the words I say they don't make sense to you [Pre-Chorus] Confusion sets into your head Should I ever, should I laugh? And you feel a slight treble in your ear As you listen to me say [Chorus] Yes you could, you would, but you know you never will (See me) I'm the one that's talking through there to your daughter (Hear me) So tonight you hear the telephone ringing (Think twice) Cause I'm the one who complicates your night, your life [Bridge] You're not supposed to know You know I am dirty, yes You're not supposed to know You know I am dirty [Verse 3] Promise I was fine in the room at the same time Always said it was ok when I was talking on the other line Say that you have that I'll come down and kick your ass I'll bring my posse, Victor will come too [Pre-Chorus] Confusion sets into your head Should I ever, should I laugh? And you feel a slight treble in your ear As you listen to me say [Chorus] Yes you could, you would, but you know you never will (See me) I'm the one that's talking through there to your daughter (Hear me) So tonight you hear the telephone ringing (Think twice) Cause I'm the one who complicates your night, your life That's right! [Phone Rings] [Receiver] Thanks for calling [?], how can I help you? [Dan Estrin] Yeah I was wondering if you guys got some like big fat black dildos for sale there? [Receiver] We do [Dan Estrin] Yeah, um, you got some big ones? [Refrain] I'm the mystery caller I'm the mystery caller I'm the mystery caller I'm the mystery caller I'm the mystery caller I'm the mystery caller I'm the mystery caller Yeah [Pre-Chorus] Confusion sets into your head Should I ever, should I laugh? And you feel a slight treble in your ear As you listen to me say [Chorus] Yes you could, you would, but you know you never will (See me) I'm the one that's talking through there to your daughter (Hear me) So tonight you hear the telephone ringing (Think twice) Cause I'm the one who complicates your night, your life [Refrain] I'm the mystery caller I'm the mystery caller I'm the mystery caller I'm the mystery caller