Waiting on My Girl

Lyrics

[Intro: Sample & Homeboy Sandman] Because I don't repeat Now gather in close right This is top secret And bigger than all of us Now here's the plan (Gibberish) And you guys will go North And meanwhile, (gibberish) Then we all separate And meet at the hideout Follow me boys! Yo Can we please leave in 10 minutes? Can we please leave in 20 minutes? I been ready to leave for 30 minutes [Verse 1: Homeboy Sandman] Most the time that's in the world Is time that I will wind up spending waiting on my girl 10 minutes after waking I be ready for the gym Four hours after waking and I be like what the *uck She got like 90 different tasks And all of them are very slow and none are very fast Supposedly every single one is crucial It's some ish that I don't ever get used to Sometimes I ask her if she's almost ready Each and every single time she says "Yeah" I don't think she's lying on purpose I really think she has no idea How long minutes and hours really are I know it sounds outrageous and I know it sounds bizarre But no matter how many times I try to set her straight The only thing that I could ever do is sit and wait [Hook: Homeboy Sandman] I be waiting on my girl Waiting on my girl Waiting on my girl Yes, waiting on my girl Yo, I'm waiting on my girl Always waiting on my girl Waiting on my girl Waiting on my girl I be waiting on my girl Waiting on my girl Waiting on my girl Yes, waiting on my girl I be waiting on my girl Waiting on my girl Waiting on my girl I be waiting on my girl [Verse 2: Homeboy Sandman] I tell my girl we're leaving at 7 She be like "word" But that is absurd Sometimes I wind up waiting outside She has no concept of time I love her and we'll never ever break up But why it take 100 million years to do her makeup? Don't get me wrong I like it when she dolls up But trying 20 different outfits on makes me say what the *uck Do I even have to mention The bathroom is like another dimension What goes on inside is something I could never explain Time exists on an entirely different plane Inside I know we really gotta run Instead I'm in the living room twiddling my thumbs Makes me never wanna leave my borough The time I know that I'll invest waiting on my girl [Hook: Homeboy Sandman] I be waiting on my girl Waiting on my girl Waiting on my girl Yes, waiting on my girl Yo, I'm waiting on my girl Always waiting on my girl Waiting on my girl Waiting on my girl I be waiting on my girl Waiting on my girl Waiting on my girl Yes, waiting on my girl I be waiting on my girl Waiting on my girl Waiting on my girl I be waiting on my girl [Verse 3: Homeboy Sandman] Before she was my girl yo I was always on time But now while I be waiting I just sit and write rhymes It's not unusual that she be taking so long That by the time we break out I done wrote a whole song I'll write an album 'fore I get to heaven, no bull That outcome is inevitable No if, ands, or maybes Better than going crazy If we gotta leave at ten I say we gotta leave at eight We're still a half an hour late By the time we call the Uber or the time we call the Lyft She really has a gift I'm just being expressive I'm not even really mad Actually it's quite impressive We'll be leaving in a second fam 'Til then I'll just be staring at the second hand [Hook: Homeboy Sandman] Waiting on my girl Waiting on my girl Waiting on my girl Yes, waiting on my girl Yo, I'm waiting on my girl Always waiting on my girl Waiting on my girl Waiting on my girl I be waiting on my girl Waiting on my girl Waiting on my girl Yes, waiting on my girl I be waiting on my girl Waiting on my girl Homeboy Sandman Waiting on my girl [Outro: Sample] Heh heh heh There she is boys Now worth a cool million