You Break It, You Bought It

Lyrics

[Verse 1] This is not what was advertised No washer dryer, just exposed wires Spacious kitchen, it's a lie Just four walls crumbling into dust Balance, minus (I paid a grand for this) Plus a deposit and I lost it Lynching landlords in my dreams But I don't have conviction like a Dead Kennedy Oh no, I don't [Pre-Chorus] As we sow so they shall reap Do landlords dream electric sheep? [Chorus] Fix it up for free (Na-ah) You break it, you bought it, uh No apologies (I see) Oh, you break it, you bought it Can't extend the lease (Na-ah) You break it, you bought it, uh Pack it up and leave (Next week) Oh, 'cause you can't afford it [Verse 2] As I'm standing here (You pay for it) I realise I've been cleaning the skirting boards for over an hour now (You pay for it) Well, I won't have it, I simply won't take it (You pay for it) You bought it, now I'll break it, no, I'll burn it I'll leave the oven on, I'll burn it all down (You pay for it) And throw the last remaining key away Those Blu Tack stains will remain exactly where they are (You pay for it) I will not empty the crumbs out of that tray thing in the toaster (You pay for it) And those coasters that you paid for, I never used them I ignored it, I ignored it, I ignored it, I ignored it [Instrumental Break] [Chorus] Fix it up for free (Na-ah) You break it, you bought it, uh No apologies (I see) Oh, you break it, you bought it Can't extend the lease (Na-ah) You break it, you bought it, uh Pack it up and leave (Next week) Oh, 'cause you can't afford it