Scene for Dummies

Lyrics

[Intro: Da Kurlzz] What? Yo, this is Da Kurlzz, bitch We ain't just a gang, motherfucker, but a way of life Yo, check it, this is my boy, Tha Producer [Chorus: Deuce with Da Kurlzz (& Da Kurlzz)] All you fans on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at (What?) Scene kids, ghetto stars, come on, grab your gats (What?) All the world and Hollywood drinking 40s in the hood Tila, Tila, shake that ass like you know you should All you fans on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at (What?) Chad Crews getting bruised, now it's time to move (Aw damn) All the world and Hollywood drinking 40s in the hood Tila, Tila, shake that ass like you know you should [Verse 1: Funny Man with Da Kurlzz, Deuce, & Jeffree Star] Hollywood Undead, get it through your head (Funny Man) Download this song, put it in your iPod Fuck that, put it on your homepage You'll be the coolest kid on fucking MySpace I'm at the scene club, told Jeffree Star to beat it (What the fuck?) 'Cause I left her a comment and saw that bitch delete it (Fucking asshole) And that's fucked up 'cause I sent it from my Sidekick You got beef, meet me on Franklin and Highland [Chorus: Deuce with Da Kurlzz (& Da Kurlzz)] All you fans on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at (What?) Scene kids, ghetto stars, come on, grab your gats (What?) All the world and Hollywood drinking 40s in the hood Tila, Tila, shake that ass like you know you should All you fans on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at (What?) Chad Crews getting bruised, now it's time to move (Aw damn) All the world and Hollywood drinking 40s in the hood Tila, Tila, shake that ass like you know you should [Verse 2: Charlie Scene with Deuce, & Johnny 3 Tears] It's Charlie Scene, he ain't ever looking cheesy It's Charlie Scene, it ain't easy being scene-y If I was you, I'd hate me too We could take it to the parking lot like '82 and bring your crew And I'd hate to be the one to break the news Whoever chipped Mattie's tooth, I'll shank you too, bitch That night at '82, the parking lot was stacked I grabbed my gat and got my hand stamped by Matt I could barely walk around 'cause the dance floor was so packed I walked to the back and lit off some black hats "Bap! Bap! Bap!" Scene kids Tired of being picked on by mean kids And I'd hate to be obscene, kid But have you seen my penis? I have I know you have 'cause that shit is bomb My dick's got more friends than Tom These scene clubs, I run these I should write the book "How to Be Scene for Dummies" [Chorus: Deuce with Da Kurlzz (& Da Kurlzz)] All you fans on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at (What?) Scene kids, ghetto stars, come on, grab your gats (What?) All the world and Hollywood drinking 40s in the hood Tila, Tila, shake that ass like you know you should All you fans on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at (What?) Chad Crews getting bruised, now it's time to move (Aw damn) All the world and Hollywood drinking 40s in the hood Tila, Tila, shake that ass like you know you should [Interlude: Deuce, Da Kurlzz, Shady Jeff] Shit, fucking shit was brutal Haha I just broke that fucking bitch off Let's go from here [Verse 3: Shady Jeff, with Da Kurlzz, & Da Kurlzz] Yo, Shady Jeff at the mic Wanna shout out to my boys in FFTL on tour Roommate: Chad Crews, no more pills, fool Dave and Bridge; Pirate Dog; Ev Sesh, your mom misses you Wrecking Crew girls; The Frauds; Rosie, where the fuck the treats at? Apartment 20, Franklin and Highland, Avenue 43, Nela, fool South Pass, Eagle Rock, North Hollywood Tio, kid; Compton, fool, Inglewood 818, 213, 310, 323 LA, bitch [Chorus: Deuce with Da Kurlzz (& Da Kurlzz)] All you fans on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at (What?) Scene kids, ghetto stars, come on, grab your gats (What?) All the world and Hollywood drinking 40s in the hood Tila, Tila, shake that ass like you know you should All you fans on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at (What?) Chad Crews getting bruised, now it's time to move (Aw damn) All the world and Hollywood drinking 40s in the hood Tila, Tila, shake that ass like you know you should [Outro: Shady Jeff] I cummed in her mouth