Christmas In Hollywood

Lyrics

[Chorus: Charlie Scene & Deuce] It's Christmas in Hollywood, Santa's back up in the hood So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck It's Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidel's spinning in the hood So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk [Intro: Funny Man] Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas! [Chorus: Deuce] It's Christmas in Hollywood, Santa's back up in the hood So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck It's Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidel's spinning in the hood So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk [Verse 1: J-Dog, Charlie Scene & Both] J-J-J-Just a little story about last Christmas About some bad kids who were full of wishes We gave some gifts and then we gave some loving The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin Little Jimmy stole from 7-Eleven So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin But there were still some bad kids who deserved some presents Zack got caught with a bottle of Jack So we slipped down his chimney with an eighteen pack He didn't leave cookies, but we needed a snack So we took the beer back and I fucked him in the ass! It's Charlie Scene, got eggnog in my flask The holidays are back, and all my presents are wrapped Like "Oh my God, is that Saint Nick?" Kids, give me your list like it's the twenty-fifth Been accused of being a bad kid B-B-But I get presents as is Mrs. Claus just MySpace'd me I blew off a date on Christmas Eve So I don't give a fuck if you're naughty or nice You might still get a Rollie and a gang of ice So write your list and never have no fear Have a Hollywood Christmas and an Undead New Year! Fuck yeah! [Refrain: Funny Man] Now watch the language, ho, ho, ho! [Chorus: Deuce] It's Christmas in Hollywood, Santa's back up in the hood So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck It's Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidel's spinning in the hood So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk [Verse 2: Johnny 3 Tears, Da Kurlzz, & Funny Man] I'm about to serve it up for all you boys and girls Good kids, bad kids, and even Da Kurlzz We were chilling at home and decking the halls So I checked my phone and Santa had called He said he'd swing by at a quarter to 12 He said that his jolly ass needed some help He said Christmas ain't a day, but a way of life "If you guide my sleigh, I'll let you fuck my wife" So we jumped in his sleigh, and it started to jingle Funnier than fuck, you can ask Chris Kringle So we all took flight but something was fishy He asked for road head and started to kiss me Underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows Instead of bags of presents, he had bags of dildos I pulled down his beard and it was a monster It wasn't Saint Nick, it was a fucking imposter When we found out, he started to pout I took my bandanna and I choked him out I pulled off his beard, then I fucked his mouth Hijacked his sleigh and headed down south I've had a lot of wild nights but tonight was the craziest I've met a lot of Jeffs, but this one was shadiest When it comes to cheer, that motherfucker's a Grinch So if you don't like Christmas, fuck you, bitch! [Refrain: Funny Man] You kids are in big trouble, oh boy, ho, ho [Chorus: Deuce] It's Christmas in Hollywood, Santa's back up in the hood So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck It's Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidel's spinning in the hood So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk [Bridge: Deuce & Funny Man] Let's get drunk Ho, ho, hey Looks like Santa had a little too much Manischewitz and eggnog Let's get drunk, let's get drunk, let's get drunk, let's get drunk Hey, Hollywood Undead, you're pretty naughty this year I ain't visiting you faggots, oh Let's get drunk [Chorus: Deuce] It's Christmas in Hollywood, Santa's back up in the hood So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck It's Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidel's spinning in the hood So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk It's Christmas in Hollywood, Santa's back up in the hood So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck It's Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidel's spinning in the hood So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk It's Christmas in Hollywood, Santa's back up in the hood So meet me under the mistletoe let's fuck It's Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidel's spinning in the hood So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk