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[Skit] I'm boreder than a motherfucker Man, it ain't shit to do, man Motherfuckin' curfew got it motherfuckin' bored Man, this Devil's Night shit is fuckin' up, man We got that free cable shit, man You wanna watch some TV and shit? Fuck it Well, what we gon' watch, man? What's up, man? *knocking* Man, who the fuck is that? *doorbell* Man, go answer the door, man See who the fuck that is God damn *knocking* *doorbell* It's that motherfucker Slim Man, who told his ass to come over here, man? He better have some buds Man, what the fuck you want? I know your moms ain't here, what y'all doin'? Just watchin' some TV, man Come on, you gonna watch some TV? Man, I know you got some buds Yeah, I got one or two Alright, fuck it, man, lemme just roll that shit up, man You know, smokе a joint, watch some cable, come on Givе me a lighter Ay, dog, hand me that remote control And we're back, this is Don Wilson, host of Quiz Master Our first contestant is Deb Rosenberg Man, turn that shit off *static* [?] Margaret! *static* Our top story today: fires, Devil's Night October thirtieth, a record amount of fires were set today- [Spoken] *static* We now return to our documentary, Season of the Pumpkin Amongst other terrifying colonies, the House of Krazees consists of three of the most horrifying humans known to man A mysterious trinity of unexplainable subhuman cannibalistic behavior, a mass of evil that boggles the mind beyond the point of extinction. Let us analyze Mr. Bones, born October 29th, 1975, Night of the Demon Believed to be the Anti-Christ, also having psychic powers Many suspect him as the forthcoming apocalypse Hektic, born October 30th, 1973, the Night of the Devil Believed to be a master of black magic and other occult practices Also believed to have the power to wake the dead R.O.C., born October 31st, 1972, Night of the Witch Believed to be a master of witchcraft and voodoo Rituals of cannibalism and mutilations have condemned him to be the forsaken These three psychotically demented children of the beast Are believed to be buried in a pumpkin patch Sightings have been reported But no one knows for sure if they are alive or dead [Outro] Then, he drugged his victims, then strangled them, and finally dismembered their body- Only parts of the corpse had been removed- Only parts of the corpse had been removed-