The Funkiest

Lyrics

[Intro (Sampled): Arthur Korb] "It was the voice of a courageous explorer. A man dedicated to the pursuit of man's knowledge and the expansion of his horizons." [Chorus: Son Doobie] The funkiest, the funkiest The funkiest, the funkiest The funkiest, the funkiest The funkiest, the funkiest The funkiest, the funkiest The funkiest, the funkiest The funkiest, the funkiest The funkiest, the funkiest [Hosts Commentary: Trials] In nineteen-ninety-three the FunkDoobiest released "The 'Goddamn' Funkiest." Seinfeld was pretty cool, Kramer wasn't a fucking racist, and shit was fine. P-Della-Ressure, what's the deal for real? [Verse 1: Pressure] I'm the microphone felon, ignite the chrome weapon We lifeless and might just do time for dope sellin' Live on show, seven nights of no restin' Three-sixty-five, I recite my flow, tell 'em Golden Era is a force of law, a cold faction We Rambo on the scene: less talk and more action Villainous masterminds, limitless crafted rhymes Killing the ceiling with these stars that shine, because I'm [Verse 2: Vents] It's so rotten in the post-modern God is dead and man is dead And truth is dead so move your head With the sickness, bad brains back with the quickness Cancer rap, you get slapped for malignance (Slapped) Can you dig this? Vents be like Cyrus Gramercy Riffs, I spit rhymes like a virus Suicide pilot, fly plane in a tall buildin' Kicks is made by small children The funkiest [Chorus: Son Doobie, Suffa] The funkiest, the funkiest (Hilltoppers are) The funkiest, the funkiest (Funkoarses are) The funkiest, the funkiest (Golden Eras are) The funkiest, the funki— [Verse 3: Briggs] Whoever said they're better than Briggs I treat 'em like Ernie Dingo, I'm smackin' the kid We backing desert [?] Front-to-back, I get it cracking like I'm packing a whip I fucking hate cricket (Hate cricket) but I smack you for six Straight off the radar, you ain't even a blip And you couldn't be near it if you appeared in our clip Because the funkiest is us and you're hearing it, bitch [Verse 4: Hons] Yeah, I'm back just in time for the beat drop The notion of me falling off is dumber than Sharee was Twenty-seven, I'm a grown man I hold the world in my palm, but yet I crush it with both hands And the industry hazy for fuck sake It's not kosher, that's why I'm made like a cut snake Gimme a drum break, sample, and a bass line Hotel to nowhere and we all rollin' face tonight (Far out, that's cool) [Verse 5: Suffa] Cheah Since the days of the "yes, yes, y'all"ing shit I've been ill like, "Let's just call in sick" And I feel like they don't want it at all with this They're like, "Let's just get our ball and stick (Come on) And call it quits", man, y'all can split If this drawl is the best that y'all can spit I'll boa constrict, chokehold in skits 'Cause I'm sick and I roll with the Golden clique [Chorus: Son Doobie, Suffa] The funkiest, the funkiest (Hilltoppers are) The funkiest, the funkiest (Funkoarses are) The funkiest, the funkiest (Golden Eras are) The funkiest, the funki— [Verse 6: Sesta] You tell 'em "Keep it real", you tell 'em "Keep it raw" They give them both and then deliver in nippy form How I gotta make it clearer that Golden Era is here It's cold, you gotta fold when you're all fear It's no coincidence, young Padawan A lot of you are toy, self-anointed rap stars My form breaks 'em up first and pack one Till I face the fuck out, what's happening? [Verse 7: Trials] Now what the fuck else to do besides body the booth I love rap, lived a life, John Fogerty blues Hot off the press, they upset that I'm growing my hair When I just stop getting it cut, but thanks for showing you care, yeah I know this dude that's never short on funds And when I'm singing for my supper, asks for door plus one And then his boss come, covered in the Southern Cross tats Couldn't point in the sky, show Drapht where it's at, like [Chorus: Son Doobie, Suffa] (Vents One is) The funkiest, the funkiest (Hilltoppers are) The funkiest, the funkiest (Funkoarses are) The funkiest, the funkiest (Golden Eras are) The funkiest, the funkiest (Vents One is) The funkiest, the funkiest (Hilltoppers are) The funkiest, the funkiest (Funkoarses are) The funkiest, the funkiest (Golden Eras are) The funkiest, the funkiest (Vents One is) The funkiest, the funkiest (Hilltoppers are) The funkiest, the funkiest (Funkoarses are) The funkiest, the funkiest (Golden Eras are) The funkiest, the funkiest [Hosts Commentary: Trials] Um... yeah. So what's the deal? You're rocking with Trials. That's my name. This is the Golden Era Mixtape 2011, and next up we've got a sneaky-deaky little preview of the Funkoars album called The Quickening. What's the policy around here, Suffa? SUFFA: No policy