Promotion Man

Lyrics

Won't you play my record, Mister DJ Man? Please give me some airplay, dear promotion man You know I need the money, try to understand Please give us a chance to play, dear promotion man (Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah) Dear promotion man (Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah) Won't you give us a helping hand? (Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah) Don't you know I need a friend? (Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah) Please try to understand Oh don't you know, Mister Promotion Man That I want you to work for me from nine to five? And then I want you to work for me from six to nine I want you to paste my picture all over Hollywood, yeah Send us to the east coast, dear promotion man Now we need exposure, Mister Agent Man Thank you for the pictures, dear newspaper man I enjoyed my interview, yeah on TV Land (Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah) Oh dear promotion man (Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah) Please try to understand (Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah) Oh don't you know I need a friend? (Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah) Please give me a helping hand, whoa Don't you know that I'm gonna be famous if it kills me? I'm gonna do it on my own I'm gonna have every picture of mine On every wall in Hollywood And I'm gonna love it very much Whoa, let's go now, oh child Fifty thousand people screaming my name loud I guess it's all been worth it, really love this crowd Suddenly my doorbell rings, I wake up in bed I'm still here in Hollywood, what a dream I had (Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah) Dear promotion man (Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah) Please try to understand (Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah) Don't you know I need a friend? (Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah) Please try to understand I wanna be a Rock and Roll star I wanna live in the Hollywood hill I wanna lavish in my riches Yeah dear promotion