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[Verse 1: Hi-C] It all happened when I grabbed a cup of that gin, threw a little socco in, goddamn (What happened?) Man, that shit caught me, I'm still drunk off the fifth Raymond bought me That E&J make you have a fit When I get to drinkin' it's kinda hard to quit, shit I might as well drink, I'm not driving I'm not dumb, I'm down for surviving A young girl I can't do without My dick is a dog and I'm 'bout to let him out I wanna fuck, but I'm drunk as fuck Ayo Tone, stop the beat, man, I gotta throw up Aye Crawf, don't stop man, don't quit Gon' rock some of that skanless shit Well pass the Jack Daniels, I really get to trippin' Show me a bitch, I get to bullshittin' I call my girl and ask, "Would she come to the pad?" I couldn't believe the little ho got mad My girl is smart, hell yeah she be thinkin' by the way that I talk, she knew I been drinkin' I said, "Baby, don't act crazy, why don't you come on over?" She said, "Nigga if you try something, I swear it's over" I said, "You coming or what? Don't make me ask no mo' Don't make have to kick down ya goddamn door" Two minutes later, my girl drove up I said, "Gimmie that coochie, I want to fuck You trick, don't you ever talk shit on the phone Come get my jim hard and let's get it on" Pushed her on the couch then I pulled out my pipe My girl jumped up she said, "That shit ain't right" She said, "I'm leaving" I said, "Trick, so what? Take ya funky monkey, I'm too drunk to fuck" [Verse 2: Hi-C] I'm drunk as a motherfuckin' skunk I'm 'bout to hump the monkey, I ain't no punk Oh, Hi-C, boy, you can't fuck when you drunk Watch this, hey girl, give up the funk I mean the cunt, the coochie The bitch did it like a kiss, man, she blew it to me I met the bitch in the motherfuckin' park Couldn't see her black ass cause it was so damn dark She wasn't doing nothing but just standing around Ol' nappy headed ho weighing 400 pounds By me drinking I thought the bitch looked good So I pushed her in the car and rolled her back to the hood On the way back home my car leaned to the side With a stanky ass bitch–fat, funky, and wide Hi-C man, your girl look like Goonie [?] Got the girl tossed up when I gave her the brew Poured up some more gin and some grape fruit juice Then I really got loose, tongue kissin' her moose I couldn't reach the coochie, she had to give me a boost I stuck my thumb in her shit, it was loose as a goose Ew, she so ugly, she look like Monster Mash Pulled my thing out her cooch and tried to pop it in her ass Couldn't rip her from the front 'cause she was too damn fat Man, the trick made me sick, I threw up on her back But I didn't give a fuck, she gave me a chance Couldn't make it to the bathroom I pissed in my pants She called me a tramp, I said, "You ugly ass duck, take ya funky monkey, I'm too drunk to fuck" [Verse 3: Big Jazz] Yo Crawf, hold my brew so I can kick this And let me talk this ghetto shit for the bitches Big Jazz is on a hunt 'cause I'm drunk, gee And I'm lookin' for the girls with the "talk to me" monkeys At my pad was this trick so I lucked up But being drunk off the eight, I guess I fucked up Don't get me wrong 'cause I was ready for some action But if I do this girl, Big Jazz'll be attraction She sat me down 'cause I was drunk as a lush And all the shit I had for lunch was about to come up I kick the cat and then I run for the bathroom Getting sicker by the minute by the girl's stinky perfume The Jazz is drunk but a nigga still skanless Back to the counter plate [?] like I can handle this Now I'm sweating, not to mention I'm excited But still trippin' off the buzz the eight provided She tripped me out but I'm too drunk to be thinkin' I pop the [?] in my mouth so my breath don't be stinkin' She left the room and returned with a grin Check it out, she tripped me out, 'cause she had a friend Now fellas, peep game, I'm a skanless gang member Double team by two tenders but too drunk to remember Now I was with it, until the minute that I passed out As for my night with these tenders, I'm just assed out The next morning I was shit out of luck But that's the last time, Jazz is too drunk to fuck [Outro] I remember the day when Tony A slipped The nigga fucked around, and he caught the drips He..