Interlude 2: Wandering

Lyrics

[BISHOP, spoken] That's funny The piano died Look at that, nothing Not a note, not even a whisper Ah, well Rest in peace... [COLONEL MARTIN, spoken] Ladies and gentlemen Has anyone in this room noticed anything unusual? [LEO, spoken] What do you mean, unusual? [COLONEL MARTIN, spoken] Nobody has gone out of here this morning! Or last night! We have all stayed right here in this very room I put it to you, I say that nobody has left this room, because we can't! [MARIANNE, spoken] I just got a little frisson [LEO, spoken] Woah Woah, woah, woah My phone is dead [CLAUDIA, spoken] My phone is dead Oh my God, my phone is dead! [LEO, spoken] Gah! [MARIANNE, spoken] Oh, very funny, Leo [LEO, spoken] Gah! [RAFFAEL, spoken] No, I do not think he is joking [PAUL, spoken] Give him some brandy, Windsor Well, come on, asshole, give him some goddamn brandy! [WINDSOR, spoken] Actually, under the circumstances— I don't gotta do nothin'! Stuff it up your ass And by the way, the name is Inferno I am Inferno! [We hear a distant explosion.] [CLAUDIA, spoken] What was that? [FRITZ, spoken] I told you. It's the end of the world [MARIANNE, spoken] Yes, but today? Colonel, if it's the end of the world, what do we do? [COLONEL MARTIN, spoken] Traditionally, Mrs. Brink, there are no options [RAFFAEL, spoken] It's not as if we are under some kind of curse here, or a magic spell This is not a sorcerer's castle [CLAUDIA, spoken] You're the one who got us into this You brought us into this trap! [RAFFAEL, spoken] By opening my doors to you? You were all delighted! [LEO, spoken] Yeah, delighted until I got stomach poisoning! Now I'm sweating like a pig here and I can't leave? [CLAUDIA, spoken] We could die in here thanks to you! [BISHOP, spoken] What day is it today? Is it Thursday? [CLAUDIA, spoken] Is it important? I'm hungry [COLONEL MARTIN, spoken] There's got to be a solution Some way out of here We haven't all gone crazy! [PAUL, spoken] What are you doing? Honey? [CLAUDIA, spoken] I'm, I'm calling the kids Joshua! Abby! Oh, come to the phone! It's me, it's Mom! [PAUL, spoken] Claudia... [CLAUDIA, spoken] I miss you so much, so, so much... [PAUL, spoken] Claude, your phone is dead [CLAUDIA, spoken] What if they are, too? How would we know? Where is everybody? Why doesn't somebody come for us? [LEO, spoken] Can I have some water, please? [BISHOP, spoken] There's nothing left in the vase All out [PAUL, spoken] There's no water? [FRITZ, spoken] Well, Kommandant People are thirsty in here What are you doing about it? [FRITZ & COLONEL MARTIN, spoken] Water! Water! Water! I'm sorry! I can't help you! [FRITZ, spoken] You're telling me [ALL, spoken] Water! Water! Water! [COLONEL MARTIN & EVERYONE ELSE, spoken] We cannot panic! Water! Water! There is nothing worse than panic! Water! Water! Please! Listen to me! Water! Water! This situation can't go on indefinitely! Water! Water! [MCGOGG THE MAID strikes the wall with the BISHOP's golden crozier, and water sprays out of the wall.] [RAFFAEL, spoken] Ha, ha, ha! What did I tell you? Life is good, mimis amichichis! La vidida ay estada el tidada! [COLONEL MARTIN, spoken] Form a line, form a line! One at a time, please!