Horizontal Mambo

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Every little tiny slice of life Is part of a dance Un pequeña señorita It's okay to act a little shy In front of your friends Venga con tres amigas [Pre-Chorus] Might as well go ahead do What you'll tell 'em all anyway You can call it what you want But this is what I'll say [Chorus] Horizontal mambo A tangled tantric tango Sexy spicy salsa Sabado noche samba A thinly veiled siesta I know you won't protest-a So baby why don't we go Do the horizontal mambo [Chorus] Horizontal mambo A tangled tantric tango Sexy spicy salsa Sabado noche samba A thinly veiled siesta I know you won't protest-a So baby why don't we go Do the horizontal mambo [Verse 2] We rented a room there by the minute A check in gets you half-clean linen We both got so deep in it I swear we could have been shot by Vivid Gulpin' gallons of guacamole Submerge yourself in sour cream Decide to dip yourself in queso No need to keep it clean [Chorus] Horizontal mambo A tangled tantric tango Sexy spicy salsa Sabado noche samba A thinly veiled siesta I know you won't protest-a So baby why don't we go Do the horizontal mambo [Chorus] Horizontal mambo A tangled tantric tango Sexy spicy salsa Sabado noche samba A thinly veiled siesta I know you won't protest-a So baby why don't we go Do the horizontal mambo [Outro] Oh yeah, do the horizontal mambo! Let's get it! Aw, let's dance, diagonally, vertically, upside down! Do the horizontal mambo