Women and Sandwiches

Lyrics

[ADAM] Women and sandwiches They always surprise They're more complicated Than burgers or fries Or guys Women and sandwiches Some are cold and some hot But take what they offer And you will learn a lot You're doubtful and dreadful They've burnt you before But trust me my brother You'll line up for more For they may be crusty Or salty, or sour But women and sandwiches Always have the power And sometimes there's a sandwich With the taste that disagrees That maybe makes you angry Gives you agita, the quease But go with it at least a while And soon it's not so strange With time and understanding Taste can change Women and sandwiches Like chocolates and wine Sometimes the strange ones Are just the most fine You look at the outside The face or the bread You don't know what's there In that roll or that head But odds are you'll like what's inside For you all Women and sandwiches I so love them all And sometimes there's a sandwich That you looked at just one way Then it suddenly surprised you Say a lot, and saved today And then asked you to do something That you thought was just a cheat The explanation wasn't so complete But still in all it's just a simple feat So maybe you should help her cause she's sweet And her brother's pretty neat [FLETCHER, spoken] So, you dropped the metaphor And you're just talking about a woman At this point That's what's going on here, right? [ADAM, spoken] You got me (sung) Well, long may their heavenly mysteries live! And all of the joys and the sorrows they give! Wherever we weirdos We wishing men roam Women and sandwiches [FLETCHER] Women and sandwiches [BOTH] Women and sandwiches [ADAM] Will always bring us home [ADAM, spoken] Should we get out of here before the cops come? [FLETCHER, spoken] Brilliant, mate! [ADAM, spoken] Brilliant, mate