Dame

Lyrics

[Intro - sample] You know what I'm saying, he's not real Like me? You should fuck with me, I'm real Yeah I'm the Real Deal Holyfield, you know what I'm saying? [Heems] Yeah, anything you want, anything you want It's on me, it's on me, it's on me Nah, nah, don't worry about it It's water man, it's water, you know what I'm saying? It's water I got you, I got you C'mon, c'mon... [Verse 1] Mannn, and your man, he a lame Got a little drip, heard he got a little game Got a couple whips and he got a little fame He ain't with the shits when the last time you came I can stimulate you, I'mma give you brain Yo, he need to stay in his lane Him and me, we are not the same You need a man that'll treat you like a dame... I'mma treat you like Judi Dench You should put him on the bench Everyone that meet me tell me I'm a Mensch You don't gotta fix me up, you don't need a wrench Anything you want, you can cop it Hit it like a rocket Tell me keep goin, and I won't be stoppin' Now you all wet, it's a mess and I'm moppin' I can clean your house If you get scared, I will kill a mouse Then let it go, all humane and shit Go to war for the pussy like Hussein and shit I'mma treat you like Helen Mirren Customs clearin', copped you earrings Got you cheering, never jeering If you go deaf, I will fix your hearing [Chorus] Whatever you want Whatever you want I could get you whatever you want Whatever you want Cause I'm real (I'm real) I'm real (I'm real) He fake (He fake) But I'm real (I'm real) [Verse 2] I'mma treat you like Joan Collins Even though I'm more like Henry Rollins Cop you houses, Greco columns Scared of gargoyles, I'll kill goblins I'mma treat you like Elizabeth Taylor Even though I curse like a sailor Buy you books by Norman Mailer The finest dresses from the finest tailors Hit it til you out of breath, get you inhalers Suck on your neck like Vlad the Impaler She like a monument, I'll unveil her If she like jokes, well, I'll regale her I could treat you like Anna Wintour Put a jacket round you when it's cold in winter You don't gotta worry if you get splinters I'm old and wise like the mutant Splinter I could treat you like Gladys Cooper Get you rings like I'm a hooper Put that pussy in a stupor You like steaks then Peter Luger And your man, he a goober He scared of hoes like Freddy Krueger Get you Vespas if you like scooters Want a small car, Mini Coopers [Chorus] Whatever you want Whatever you want I could get you whatever you want Whatever you want Cause I'm real (I'm real) I'm real (I'm real) He fake (He fake) But I'm real (I'm real) Whatever you want Whatever you want I could get you whatever you want Whatever you want Cause I'm real (I'm real) I'm real (I'm real) He fake (He fake) But I'm real (I'm real)