Hollywood Ending

Lyrics

[Verse 1] There is a girl outside my door I don't know what she's here for She's a star of the movies Now she's looking right at me Just like she does on TV [Verse 2] I tell her I'm her biggest fan She tells me about her man How he cheats and mistreats her And how she can't see a future Unless I kill him and his two lovers [Chorus] Ba-da-da-da-da-da Ba-da-da-da-da-da Ba-da-da-da-da-da Ba-da-da-da-da-da Ba-da-da-da-da-da Ba-da-da-da-da-da [Trumpet Break] [Verse 3] There are two cops outside my door Oh, I know what they're here for I'm the one that they want So I go out on the lawn And I tell them what went wrong [Verse 4] They take one long look at me Start to laugh and say, "There's a movie" On my street and they're just directing The traffic and protecting The Hollywood ending [Chorus] Ba-da-da-da-da-da Ba-da-da-da-da-da Ba-da-da-da-da-da Ba-da-da-da-da-da Ba-da-da-da-da-da Ba-da-da-da-da-da