Lyrics

All I want is to be a knight Fighting evil and doing right But it seems my chance is slight Everything I try always go awry I'll start fighting an evil witch Should have managed without a hitch But her pets made me sneeze and itch Everything I do always go askew Once I tried my best To rid a town of rats I was so depressed All I did was frighten off the cats! Damsels call me when in distress I show up but it ends up a mess Never once have I known success Still my wish is strong to be Don't tell me it's wrong to be Oh, how I long to be a knight!