Lyrics

[TEDDY] Want the girls at your feet? Don't be friendly or sweet [ACE] Lesson number one Listen to me, son Here's the way it's done! Don't act shy and nervous like a foo-oo-ool You have to play a part [TEDDY and ACE] Play cool! [LANCER] Cool? [TEDDY and ACE] Cool [BON BON] Want to catch the boy's eye? Bake a chocolate cream pie [PATCH] Let him know you like riding on a bike Goin' for a hike [MELODY] Sashay down the halls when you're at schoo-oo-ool [STARLIGHT] You have to play it smart [MELODY, PATCH, STARLIGHT and BON BON] Play cool! [TEDDY and ACE] When a girl is there, act like you don't care [MELODY, PATCH, STARLIGHT and BON BON] Play it meek and coy That's the way to win the boy [TEDDY and ACE] Don't be left on the shelf Learn to package yourself [MELODY, PATCH, STARLIGHT and BON BON] It's a common fact Putting on an act Helps you to attract When in doubt, recall this golden ru-u-ule You want to win his heart? [TEDDY and ACE] You want to win her heart? [ALL] Play cool! [BRIGHT EYES and LANCER] You're sure this is gonna work?