Lyrics

I hate soft! Anything that's soft that squishes Leaves me feeling mean and vicious! I hate soft! I hate soft! I hate nice! Puffy clouds and fluffy pillows Sleeping lambs and weeping willows Make me mad Nice is bad! I hate sweet and cuddly things Anything that's gentle Don't give me no hearts and flowers I ain't sentimental! I hate soft! So don't get in my way 'cause if you do I will make life hard for you!