Lazy Ass Nigga

Lyrics

[Hook] Lazy ass James / turn the tv off Get your shoes on / spend time outdoors Pick up the phone / call your friends up Simon suggest / you give life a little touch Lazy ass James / get out of bed Dont go ignore / what simon just said Tick tock, tick tock / time don't wait Full throttle James / you already late [Verse 1] Chips on the Couch / cans of Coke My remote control / is so close to explode Order Pizza delivery / and tasty liquer Ill be eating zipping zapping / to my belly gets bigga Ketchup on the blause / left hand in the crutch Fridge across the bed / I don't move a lot Need silence please / when I'm watching telly No time to shit / though it hurts in belly Got plenty dirty dishes / no dirty bitches So I let porn / take care of my inches Al bundy type / just a bare resembling Safer inside / why go out gambling Yeah / im lazy ass nigga No wonder why / I got a lazy ass figure No wonder why / them bitches never give me digits Hard to make a move / when you looking at a distance [Hook] Lazy ass James / turn the tv off Get your shoes on / spend time outdoors Pick up the phone / call your friends up Simon suggest / you give life a little touch Lazy ass James / get out of bed Dont go ignore / what simon just said Tick tock, tick tock / time don't wait Full throttle James / you already late [Verse 2] After work / I surf the internet Thats the quiktest road I know / to get intimate And my dinners always / based on microwave 3 minutes clik finished/ that's what I call great Some quick snails / must match my paste Don't blame a nigga for liking / to keep things simple No rush I'm tuned into / Rick Ross tempo My entertainment / is my nintendo Yep / my bed is my best friend After West Wing / and Doug Heffernan Like to lay there / sleep and do nothing Excecpt dreamning about / how im out doing something Lazyness is / so so comfy Hope that my dreams / dont come back to haunt me Look I dont mind / what Simon may claim Simon never mention my real / fucking name [Hook] Lazy ass James / turn the tv off Get your shoes on / spend time outdoors Pick up the phone / call your friends up Simon suggest / you give life a little touch Lazy ass James / get out of bed Dont go ignore / what simon just said Tick tock, tick tock / time don't wait Full throttle James / you already late [Verse 3] Fuck being fit / I don't need no six pack My ecersise is / splitting my kit kats Yall can go train / and make yoga apointments Niggas, like me / cherish donut moments Could have been the dude / that made Homer homerless Responsibilty / still belongs to adultness And I ain't even close / not half way there Being grown takes an ass / that somehow care Yeah / doing nada really brings me joy You can always find my ass / on a lazy boy Dont move alot / thanks to home installments That makes a nigga move / more less important Got every thing I need / packed in my apartment So I dont need to leave / when I'm faced with problems Probly wondering / why I rap like this Ohh im to tired / to explain that shit [Hook] Lazy ass James / turn the tv off Get your shoes on / spend time outdoors Pick up the phone / call your friends up Simon suggest / you give life a little touch Lazy ass James / get out of bed Dont go ignore / what simon just said Tick tock, tick tock / time don't wait Full throttle James / you already late